Strange Addictions

Staff Writers: Emily Gordon and Brooke Schoonmaker

Ever heard of someone being addicted to peanut butter? If you haven’t you might be surprised that one of your peers is addicted to peanut butter, and it’s an extreme addiction. She eats it by the spoonful! She tries to put it in smoothies. Yep, that’s right peanut butter smoothies, eww. She has to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch every day for her school lunch. She even said, “I can’t live without peanut butter.” She certainly would have a hard time if an outbreak ever occurred and she couldn’t have her peanut butter. She’s like cookie monster but peanut butter monster. She eats peanut butter with apples and has even created her own recipe called a “deluxe peanut butter sandwich!” She’s peanut butter crazy.


some people have even become addicted to the smells of stores like Home Depot

Here’s a stranger addiction that literally gives you the creeps. One of your peers is addicted to the smell of Home Depot. She said, “I wish I could trap the smell of Home Depot in a bottle, make perfume, candles, cologne, body wash, shampoo and conditioner, hand soap, etc. that smell like Home Depot, and make my whole house smell like Home Depot.” I mean it’s normal for people to like the smell of fresh laundry, cut grass, rain, etc. but Home Depot is taking the whole scent obsession to the next level! I guess we know where she’ll be working.


If you are ever sent this text, you might want to know that you’re probably obsessed with peanut butter



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